I have recently set up a business…

Selling specialist highly-trained security guard dogs to local shops.

I didn’t want to get too attached to the animals before I sold them, so I just allocated them businesslike ‘asset’ names, to do with where they were going to work, and an appropriate number

‘Shop One Dog’ was sold straight away – didn’t miss him at all.

‘Stall Two Pup’ was for a fruit and veg stall – off he went.

‘Market Three Mutt’ – was a great dog, and it was with sadness that I sold him.

‘Trading Unit Four Pooch’ tugged at my heartstrings when I passed him to his new owners.


But I grew so fond of the last one…that instead of selling him to the Local Tesco, I decided to keep him…so now I have a new pet…and that’s the ‘Store Five Hound’
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:36, 3 replies)

*takes run up*
*spangs*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:40, closed)

That caused rectal bleeding
Not sure if that's a good sign or not?
(GONEism, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:48, closed)

This is the good kind of arse bleedage.
Fear the bad kind.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:43, closed)