Stuff I've foundFreddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."
What's the best thing you've found?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
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At an early age..... I discovered the joy of Ejaculation.
.. I subsequently discovered that you come less the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, etc times...
.. And that it was possible to make your cock so sore that it swells up.....
.. and that the term "Wank 'til you bleed" actually has basis in solid bloody fact.
.. and that "All Day Wank" is a term that can be used with full accuracy.
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Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:01,
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The dreaded bloodwank...David was right, then.
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CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:41,
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Dreaded?.. Pfft you amateur.
It adds much-needed lubrication... just make sure you don't splash blood on their faces.: it freaks them out when they wake up.
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Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:59,
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