Stuff I've foundFreddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."
What's the best thing you've found?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
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@Was it Lee Mack who joked about that?
'Drink-driving only takes up a very small percentage of the total number of accidents every year, so you're less likely to crash if you're drunk than if you're sober.'
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:24,
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So should I take up drinking while driving?I'm worried that the champagne bubbles will get up my nose while I'm negotiating T-junctions.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:29,
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I think he even saidthat there are even fewer cases of juggling-while-driving accidents. So if possible, try to drink, juggle and drive, just to reduce the risk.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:33,
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Okay*buys pink champagne and juggling balls*
*goes to car*
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:22,
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