
Freddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."
What's the best thing you've found?
( , Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
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A mate of mine has a weird condition that causes a milky white discharge (looked like Semen) from his eye unless it is kept cool.
Usually this is done by a miniature fan attached to his head but one day it broke down so he had to use a playing card.
This led to his new nickname of...
Spoff Eye Fanned
I'm so, so, so sorry
( , Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:20, 2 replies)
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