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This is a question Funerals II

It's been 7 years since we last asked for your funeral stories and what with Lady Voldemort's coming up, we thought we'd ask again.

The deeply upsetting, the sad and the ones that make you want to hug the world all have a place here on b3ta, tell us about them.


Thanks to Pig Bodine for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:20)
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Well, I liked this,
and am now considering the same for my demise party.
(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 19:39, 1 reply)
I might skip the cardboard casket and just get people to scrawl on my cadaver.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 19:45, closed)
I hear there are clubs that cater for this sort of thing, you don't even need to be dead

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 19:58, closed)
Oh boy!
Can they use my seepage as an ink pot?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 20:02, closed)
Hell, why not cut out the middle man
Just shit in a sleeping bag then get in it and roll about
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 20:15, closed)
That's a great idea - next Wednesday's good for me.

(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 2:35, closed)

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