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It's been 7 years since we last asked for your funeral stories and what with Lady Voldemort's coming up, we thought we'd ask again.

The deeply upsetting, the sad and the ones that make you want to hug the world all have a place here on b3ta, tell us about them.

Thanks to Pig Bodine for the suggestion

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:20)
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Pall bearers
My late uncle went to a friends funeral service at the local crematorium.
He waited patiently for the pall bearers to carry the coffin in and then attempted to follow in his wheelchair.

Bad news - no ramp, just steps.

He was wondering what to do when the pall bearers filed out again, picked up his wheelchair and carried him, emperor-style, into the crematorium.

Apparently he was heard to say "now you will remember I'm coming out again, won't you?"
(, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 9:23, 2 replies)
Hahahahaha, brilliant!
How inconvenient to have no ramp, though. Thought all that stuff was required by law. Depending on the country/year, of course.
(, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 16:35, closed)
Wouldn't be legal now
Municipal building etc
(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:53, closed)

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