My old bluray player just died.
Five years and two months.
It's tragedies like this that really bring it all home, eh?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 14 Apr 2013, 20:03, 21 replies)

Two months out of warranty.
Could have spent that hundred quid on a pie and a pint.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 14 Apr 2013, 20:04, closed)

Fuck Sony.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 14 Apr 2013, 20:04, closed)

smyls

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 14 Apr 2013, 20:11, closed)

It's got Kirikou et la Sorcière stuck in it and one of those fancy drawers that won't open without power.
I'll have to take a nob-ended screwdriver to the fucking thing.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 14 Apr 2013, 20:15, closed)

Fuck Sony.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 14 Apr 2013, 20:18, closed)

I am sorry for your loss. My thoughts are with you at this difficult time.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 14 Apr 2013, 20:31, closed)

Thank you for your kind thoughts.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 14 Apr 2013, 20:48, closed)

Fuck Sony.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 14 Apr 2013, 20:48, closed)

Have you decided on a burial or cremation?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 14 Apr 2013, 21:08, closed)

Might just take it down the rec and kick it to fuck.
Like an unwanted dog.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 7:27, closed)

PJ and Duncan did that to some of their old recording equipment.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 10:22, closed)

Still using media
Come on grandad, time to modernise.
(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Sun 14 Apr 2013, 21:00, closed)

Why would I bother ripping a bluray when I'm only going to watch it once?
Are you one of these unfathomably dull OCD cunts who archives shit tons of films that they're never going to watch again?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 7:26, closed)

The ray of light at the end of this
is probably not the laser that reads the disc.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 14 Apr 2013, 22:12, closed)

I suspect the laser itself is fine.
It'll be [rest of message deleted for dullness]
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 7:40, closed)

The real tragedy for me is that I boggled at the idea of an "Old Blu-ray Player"

...surely they've only just come out?

Blimey time goes fast when you're old...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 10:26, closed)

Imagine how I felt.
Of course it's under warranty. Can't have had the thing for more than a couple of years.

Fuck Sony.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 17:42, closed)

4eva in r hartz

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 11:54, closed)

wiv da angles

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 17:43, closed)

I just hope it was quick. My DVD player suffered for weeks before the final gasp. Unpredictable ejection, unable to communicate with the remote, it was terrible to watch. In the end I had to administer the final release with an axe. The kids were devastated, as you could imagine. A terrible scene all round.

New ones are so fucking cheap though.
( Ken Oath, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 18:35, closed)

It was instant.
One minute it was showing a precocious newborn chatting up a naked witch and the next it was kaput.

It's a blessing really.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 20:03, closed)