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It's been 7 years since we last asked for your funeral stories and what with Lady Voldemort's coming up, we thought we'd ask again.

The deeply upsetting, the sad and the ones that make you want to hug the world all have a place here on b3ta, tell us about them.


Thanks to Pig Bodine for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:20)
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My old bluray player just died.
Five years and two months.
It's tragedies like this that really bring it all home, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 14 Apr 2013, 20:03, 21 replies)
Two months out of warranty.
Could have spent that hundred quid on a pie and a pint.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 14 Apr 2013, 20:04, closed)
Fuck Sony.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 14 Apr 2013, 20:04, closed)
smyls

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 14 Apr 2013, 20:11, closed)
It's got Kirikou et la Sorcière stuck in it and one of those fancy drawers that won't open without power.
I'll have to take a nob-ended screwdriver to the fucking thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 14 Apr 2013, 20:15, closed)
Fuck Sony.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 14 Apr 2013, 20:18, closed)
I am sorry for your loss. My thoughts are with you at this difficult time.

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Thank you for your kind thoughts.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 14 Apr 2013, 20:48, closed)
Fuck Sony.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 14 Apr 2013, 20:48, closed)
Have you decided on a burial or cremation?

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Might just take it down the rec and kick it to fuck.
Like an unwanted dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 7:27, closed)
PJ and Duncan did that to some of their old recording equipment.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 10:22, closed)
Still using media
Come on grandad, time to modernise.
(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Sun 14 Apr 2013, 21:00, closed)
Why would I bother ripping a bluray when I'm only going to watch it once?
Are you one of these unfathomably dull OCD cunts who archives shit tons of films that they're never going to watch again?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 7:26, closed)
The ray of light at the end of this
is probably not the laser that reads the disc.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 14 Apr 2013, 22:12, closed)
I suspect the laser itself is fine.
It'll be [rest of message deleted for dullness]
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 7:40, closed)
The real tragedy for me is that I boggled at the idea of an "Old Blu-ray Player"

...surely they've only just come out?

Blimey time goes fast when you're old...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 10:26, closed)
Imagine how I felt.
Of course it's under warranty. Can't have had the thing for more than a couple of years.

Fuck Sony.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 17:42, closed)
4eva in r hartz

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 11:54, closed)
wiv da angles

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 17:43, closed)

I just hope it was quick. My DVD player suffered for weeks before the final gasp. Unpredictable ejection, unable to communicate with the remote, it was terrible to watch. In the end I had to administer the final release with an axe. The kids were devastated, as you could imagine. A terrible scene all round.

New ones are so fucking cheap though.
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 18:35, closed)
It was instant.
One minute it was showing a precocious newborn chatting up a naked witch and the next it was kaput.

It's a blessing really.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 20:03, closed)

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