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This is a question Funerals II

It's been 7 years since we last asked for your funeral stories and what with Lady Voldemort's coming up, we thought we'd ask again.

The deeply upsetting, the sad and the ones that make you want to hug the world all have a place here on b3ta, tell us about them.


Thanks to Pig Bodine for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:20)
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Because cannibalism messes you up, I understand.
Bodies don't like consuming their own.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 11:54, 2 replies)
Come on, you know we all would
...if only we could reach.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:18, closed)
Me, I make do with gnawing on my shoulder instead.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:23, closed)
I once had two hamsters.
I know one of them would have disagreed with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:16, closed)
Hamsters can't talk, silly.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:17, closed)
But they can perform interpretative dance. Who's silly now?

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:22, closed)

i am ....
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:32, closed)
Good man.
Now go and listen to the Cuban Boys biggest hit for the next three hours to remind you of your folly.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:36, closed)

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