In Nottingham there's a Funeral Director's called "Rob them of their jewellery then say they were not wearing any when they came in & Keep a collection of Polaroids of the genitalia of corpses"
True story. Must be a hoot when they answer the 'phone.
(Barnetboy, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 16:28, 7 replies)

Don't be racist:

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 16:35, closed)

There's one here in Hull called "R. Boddy"

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:16, closed)

That's just down the road from me.
Mr. Rob them of their jewellery then say they were not wearing any when they came in is an absolutely lovely chap, from Suffolk originally and is a pillar of the community.

Mr. Keep a collection of Polaroids of the genitalia of corpses, like his name suggests, is a posh twat. Of course one must avoid generalisation, but anyone with a deca-barrelled surname usually is bit of a cunt.
( Muns, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 16:45, closed)

Now you're making it up....
I know for a fact he's from Norfolk.
(Barnetboy, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 16:48, closed)

Maybe he deceived me.
I know he was an only child, maybe that's why such a fine fellow never married. That, or he was a bummer.
( Muns, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 16:56, closed)

From Norfolk but he never married...
Did he have neither cousins or livestock?
(Barnetboy, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 17:00, closed)

Obviously you will be able to provide proof of this.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 19:33, closed)