A few months before they got married
friends of ours; Jehoshaphat and Agneta went traveling around the globe. For them, it was their "last hurrah" before tying the knot. They could each let their respective hairs down, have some guilt-free fun, no holds barred & no repercussions for either of them.
They chose to stay for a while with Jeff's cousin Alberto who is a stripclub owner cum funeral home director cum amusement park operator in Las Vegas.

Jeff & Ange spent a couple of weeks in LV running amok. They spent a lot of time at some strip clubs, and a popular amusement park. They enjoyed lots of rides, ate a lot of junk food and saw a lot of naked women and men.

They were on a bit of a time budget so after a couple of weeks they hired a car and headed East.
Right after crossing the state boundary from Nevada they were pulled over by a State Trooper from Utah.
He asked them many questions about their activities in the neighboring state.
He asked them if they had been drinking - they said no. He asked them all about their activities in LV including the dead penguin found in their hotel room. They declared no knowledge of it. They were finally asked about what sort of recreational activities they had been up too in LV.
Jeff answered as to their activities in the hotel room. Ange answered them as to what they got up to out & about. She was heard to say
"Fun? Er.. Al's too." in answer to where they had celebrated their honeymoon as well as where they had buried the penguin and had a day at a fun park.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:03, 21 replies)

I'm becoming more and more tempted
to honour you with my first ever 'ignore'.
(username failed moderation, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:17, closed)

I'll wear that badge with pride.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:29, closed)

lame

(W3BOPLASTY, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:26, closed)

So how's the complete mental breakdown going?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:30, closed)

Errr, Mer, Geeerd!
Chinny.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:36, closed)

 
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:54, closed)

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:05, closed)

This does't even make sense.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:31, closed)

You bothered reading it?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:51, closed)

I tried to, but I think I've strained something in the process.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:38, closed)

Well there's a surprise!

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 18:36, closed)

Eh?

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:58, closed)

Nothing desperate or humiliating to see here.
Move along please.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 20:16, closed)

Yet here you are.
Replying in a thread that I have written. Whilst you have me on ignore....

I think that says a bit more about your sense of desperation and humiliation than it does mine.

jus'sayin.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 16 Apr 2013, 20:33, closed)

Awww. Pudding.
Does it really hurt that you're on ignore and don't have the wit to work around it without logging in and out like some sort of desperate fat spastic?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 21:15, closed)

I just wish I had your
mad hax0r skillz.

Cause you know - getting around some php puts you up there with the l337 h4x0rz.
I'm guessing that your computer is so hardcore it doesn't matter if you have 2 browser windows open.

Please delete this thread soon so you don't look desperate. Or humiliated.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 16 Apr 2013, 21:24, closed)

A simple "yes" would have done.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 23:14, closed)

Oh my.
Just under 2 hours to come up with that zinger?

Getting slow in your dotage there Shambolina.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 16 Apr 2013, 23:37, closed)

Dignity really is a foreign concept to you.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 7:36, closed)

Hold my head up high
standing next to you.
That's for sure.

Actually nah fuck it, that's all you've got you arrogant toss? If you've got me on ignore - ignore me you fucking numpty.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 7:41, closed)

Wanker.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:29, closed)