Not big, Not clever.
Grandad won a load of money in a poker game. Used the money to buy a hotel. Couldn't stop the gambling. Spunked the family jewels on one big hand and lost. Came home, locked himself in one of the hotel bedrooms and killed himself. My dad, aged 15 at the time had to kick the bedroom door down only to find the body of his dead father.

For some reason, I've never been that attracted to gambling.
( Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:08, 4 replies)

It's Thursday...
and the happy brigade are out
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:22, closed)

!!!!!
Good story though!
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:01, closed)

as i was reading this...
I thought this was going to be about monopoly.
(Papa Chocolat, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:25, closed)

:S
Are you sure this is your life and not a film?!
Heavy stuff...
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:10, closed)