Skybet accumulators
I do these on a regular basis. Only a fiver a week like...

About a month ago I did my usual league 1 accumulator, and visited my account on the Sunday and saw the usual £0.00 account balance. I then looked at the betting slip on one of my accumulators:

Leeds - Win
Millwall - Win (yay!)
Scunthorpe - Win etc...

Out of 15 predicitions, every one came up except MK fucking Dons who lost.

Looking at my little pad I write my odds on at work on a Monday confirmed the awful truth. If MK Dons had won (and they usually do the fake plastic wankers,) my £1 stake would have netted me over £118,000.

A thousand minges.

I won £260 on saturday though, which is better than an uppercut up the fudge pipe I suppose.
(Spaff_Quaffer Wise fwom your gwave., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:15, 5 replies)

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i know how it is every week i pick wycombe and they always fuckin draw.
i think they deliberately draw as soon as they know ive put a bet on em
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:19, closed)

Funny...
...my brother said the exact same thing
(porkinator is a Rock n Roll nerd!, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:32, closed)

Have a click
Purely for the phrase "better than an uppercut up the fudge pipe".
(Barry Chuckle's Moustache, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:48, closed)

And another
just for "a thousand minges" used in a context I'd never have expected.
( Dave McF wrote some words on, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:13, closed)

^^
what Barry and thecaptainof said. I have more of an idea about how to perform neurosurgery than I do of bets and odds and things, but you have a wonderful turn of phrase.
*click*
(berk, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:46, closed)