Orlistat
I think it's just been renamed something or other in the UK but this is some kind of diet pill, any decent GP would probably advise against prescribing it but if you can get some into her diet you may find she shits herself uncontrollably (apparently it works by binding to lipids, which then go into the colon and render the anal sphincter powerless, so you get fatty greasy shit slipping out your arsehole and nothing you can do about it) ... depends how much of a bitch you think she is really!

:P
(zenmeban thinks the weather could be better, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:54, Reply)