Anal graphic designer
No, I don't know if he was good at drawing arseholes.
Another mate of mine worked for a graphic design company, in the office a designer who had a huge array of pens, all neatly arrayed in his drawer, and very very protective of them.
For weeks they gradually tightened a nut on the drawer runners, till it required quite a pull to open the drawer, the knack of which the victim got.
The payoff, one night they removed the drawer stops, graphite lubricated the runners. Following morning pens hurled through the office along with a disintegrating drawer.
(jerrykew He who codes last, codes least, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 12:02, 3 replies)

Wonderful

(Porcupine, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 14:44, closed)

A designer of anal graphics?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 20:52, closed)

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( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 1:25, closed)