Get Rich QuickJabboy contacted us because he's skint. So what have you done to make money fast? Did you actually make anything, or were you just ripped off by someone who really was getting rich quick? Did you have to sell your soul?
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chthonic, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:57)
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Get rich quick by fleecing trendy people!At the oh-so-trendy, painfully hip and achingly bleeding-heart co-op in the town where a friend of mine's family lives, one dozen organic, local free range eggs cost a gasp-inducing USD$14.
Fourteen dollars a dozen! For eggs! And people buy the fuckers!
My friend's mother has decided to start selling the equally organic, free range eggs from her own chickens for a mere eight dollars a dozen. Compared to the price of the competition, hers should fly off the shelves and into the kitchens of people with more money than they have sense, while their money will end up in her pocket where it will be put to sensible use.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 20:10, 5 replies)
With the amount of fuckwits around...I would advise your friends mother to sell them for $20 and I reckon she would make even more cash from the brain deprived people.
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That's what we said!But his mum says she wants 'to be able to sleep at night.' She's a good, honest woman at the end of the day, after all.
I find that the more I charge for my art, the better it sells. Don't know if it's the same for eggs or not.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 20:39, closed)
you get a better night's sleepon an expensive bed!
always go for the money...
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 21:08,
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@louveciennesYes, but presumably your art didn't drop out of your vagina...
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(, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 9:20, closed)
One would hope notGiven the apparent popularity of vag-themed 'art' going around these days, we should all be grateful that I get my supplies off the backs of sheep.
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