Got rich due to computers!
After a long period of unemployment, I managed to get a job at a pretty large company (they were an international firm at the time I joined). I had been hired to work on the IT side of things (mainly programming) and really enjoyed my job until pay day came.

I was pissed off with the amount of tax I had to pay but quickly discovered a way to hack into the companies payroll and embezzle a shitload of money that (I thought) noone would notice. I was wrong, the company owner found out and instead of being pissed off he was interested in using my hacking skills for a few other business expansion plans. I wasnt going to end up in prison and the money I took stayed in my account so I wasn't going to complain.

Suffice to say my bosses business expansion plans turned out to be a bit dodgy and it all got out of hand. The computer project I was working on fecked up, going out of control and was only stopped after some bloke in blue pjyamas and a cape turned up and threw acid into it.

My boss was arrested and his company went tits up. For some reason I got off scott free, and as well as the money I had in my account (From earlier embezzlement) I was also given a job reference form Superman.

Love


Richard Pryor
(mon bison powered by magnets, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:57, 3 replies)

Part 2...

And then...I was given 30 million dollars by some relative I had never seen to spend in 30 days; and after acheiving that, I got 300 million!

Love,

Richard Pryor (again)
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:08, closed)

It's just a shame...
... that all of the money and notoriety directed me into a freebasing habit that unfortunately resulted i me setting my head on fire while stoned as a cnut.

Yours,
Richard Pryor.
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:36, closed)

I'd recommend
reading his autobiography... cracking book.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 14:28, closed)