Bindun?
Set up an eyewateringly expensive premium rate line connected to an automated system that takes you round in circles.

Buy 4 or 5 crappy old transits

Stick a jolly big sign on the back of each van saying

How am I driving?

Please call (my premium number) if this vehicle is being driven discourteously.

Then hire chavs to drive the vans around the city centre all day and wait for the phone to start ringing!
( RadG Drinking Mojitos in the sun, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 14:47, 6 replies)

Maybe not all that lucrative
But probably a lot of fun.

Edit - isn't that British Gas' business strategy these days anyway?
(Axeman Jim, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 14:53, closed)

Grittish Bass
It *was* their strategy, but it made no money so they hiked up the prices instead.
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 15:24, closed)

Or...
Instead of buying the transits, simply get a metric buttload of said jolly big signs printed off and stick one to the back of each white van you come across.

Not only do you get your guaranteed income stream from the notoriously wanky driving of white van men, but an extra call per sign from an irate driver enquiring who the sodding fuck has just stuck a sign on his rusty pride and joy...
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 15:58, closed)

Genius

Bindun, by Dave Gorman. Sorry yal.
(Neostenine's maker, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:06, closed)

Thats the one!
I was wondering where I had heard/read it

Thanks Neostenine M
( RadG Drinking Mojitos in the sun, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:08, closed)

Excellent!
Have a click. We need more posts like this.
(EuroSong I love horse meat: best of all the animals, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:12, closed)