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chthonic, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:57)
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Make money from the crushingly inevitable1) Buy the rights to Rhianna's 'Take a Bow'.
2) Charge the producers of X Factor £10 every time they use the maudlin piece of cack as incidental music for the auditionees' sob-stories in the forthcoming series.
3) Sit back and watch the money roll in as an endless procession of Somerfield cashiers blub through the tragic tale of their mother/gran/dog's recent death (plus the bit about how their dying wish was for their daughter/granddaughter/owner to enter a crappy talent show), before caterwauling their way through 'My Heart Will Go On' and pretending to look tearful as Simon Cowell drags out the line "I'm...... going.... to.... have... to........... say..................Yes."
4) Profit!
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 14:54, 1 reply)
pffftor Rob Dougan's 'clubbed to death' track
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 15:03, closed)
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