haven't you got arses to wipe?
chop chop
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:16, 3 replies)

What?!
Oh wait - you assumed cause I work in an oldies home that I'm a carer (a noble and compassionate vocation).
You fucking numpty. Could I possibly be doing something else in an oldies home other than caring.
My god, if it wasn't so funny it'd be sad.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:24, closed)

He's referring to your vocation I think?

( Ken Oath, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:29, closed)

Dunno, given your low intellect and obesity levels you're clearly more than cut out to be a carer.
We'll discount management, so I suppose that leaves you wiping up shit from the toilet and the incontinence bins or you spend all day sat on your fat arse reading the adventures of spot the dog to people whacked on risperidone as 'activities champion'.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:50, closed)

You're just angling to fill the vacant position after your last carer quit

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:02, closed)

Whoops.
You missed out on me replacing light fittings, fitting new taps, putting screws in walls to hold up pictures and generally making the facility safe.
Fuck me, your world-view is very narrow and slanted - ever thought of getting a campaign manager & going into politics?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:15, closed)

Hey Rory..
...what do you do for a living? Seriously.
( Ken Oath, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:30, closed)

Big and srs bizness

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:50, closed)

Living with your Mummy
and inter-breeding hamsters to sell on ebay isn't the biz.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:16, closed)

well yours must get busy rory
Given that you talk as well as shit out of it
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:16, closed)