omg i rmmbr wn txt spk hd 2 cntn nly 120 chrctrs lol n u hd 2 b rly crfl cs dey cst lk 20p
Of course, nowadays young folk don't know they're born, what with their unlimited text tariffs and monthly payment plans.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 11:17, 12 replies)

Text speak in a text riles me
But text speak outside of a text really pisses me off. It's the equivalent of compressing a music file then storing it on an empty 1TB hard drive.
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 12:47, closed)

I know people that actually say 'LOL' (and mean it) :'(

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 13:23, closed)

This too.
I also heard someone say "amazeballs" the other day. A tiny part of me flaked off and died.
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 14:04, closed)

What is amazeballs? I rather like it.
Also, you have leprosy.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 15:40, closed)

Mrs Vagabond has a flamboyantly gay acquaintance who says "Oh. Em. GEEEE!" when very excited.
It's testament to my awesomeness that I haven't stoved his fucking head in yet.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 15:40, closed)

you sir, are the very embodiement of patience.
I lost mine in 1990 when all the local sink estate shoplifters kids went around using the colloquial adverb "nuff" as conversational padding in grammaticaly innapropriate places to fill out what meagre grasp they had left on their woeful secondary school level english.
(Finster Ate a cat biscuit for a bet, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 17:59, closed)

I bet he waves both hands like an epileptic seal pup, too

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 21:13, closed)

It's natural for living languages to change and evolve. You shouldn't be such a conservative old stick-in-the-mud.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 20:55, closed)

None of these kiddies know that the Two Ronnies invented txt spk. Heck, I bet they don't even know who the Two Ronnies are.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 20:08, closed)

4k cndls

( sneep used to date Freddie Starr's hamster, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 23:57, closed)

Four thousand candles?

(McChinaman banned, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 13:14, closed)

F U 4 candles? S V F forkandles.

(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 14:41, closed)