Two lions sit on a hill overlooking a group of lionesses
One lion is old and grizzled and the other young and spritely.
"Lets run down there and fuck one of them lionesses" barks the young lion.
"Why not walk down there and fuck all of them" replies the old lion.
(technocore, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 7:36, 8 replies)

Oldie but a.....
ahh, look you get the gist.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 12 Jun 2012, 8:07, closed)

ok I'll try that...

...but wouldn't you get like, clawed to death?
( Ken Oath, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 8:14, closed)

Wouldn't the old lion be trying like fuck to kill the young 1 anyway.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 12 Jun 2012, 8:31, closed)

true.
More chick lions for him.
( Ken Oath, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 8:54, closed)

was this from The Lion King?
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 8:46, closed)

Hakuna matada?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 12 Jun 2012, 8:49, closed)

The older you get,
the more likely you are to tell shitty jokes that weren't funny the first time, and haven't improved during the intervening 30-odd years?

I blame e-mail.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 9:14, closed)

You could always try telling Technocore's joke


It's quite funny..
(BeatsWork, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 12:23, closed)