Grandfather watches the grandfather clock, and the 'phone hasn't rang for so long ...
And time flies by, like a vulture in the sky - suddenly he breaks into song.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:01, 6 replies)

Is the song
"Deutschland, Deutschland über alles"?
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:41, closed)

The one who wouldn't go down on his brother's dead
She's wearin' his bootprint on her forehead
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 11:50, closed)

Do you think that soung confuses the young folk?
The idea of "waiting by the phone" for someone to call must be lost on them...
( TheAlmightyBeev, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 13:37, closed)

Gosh, yes - I hadn't thought of that.
Joe Scaramanger was telling me how he reckons one of the reasons Hollywood is doing so many remakes and "period" films and stuff is because mobile 'phones enable the protagonists to call for help very easily, so you need to get them into a situation where either they haven't got one, or that the one they have doesn't work.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 14:00, closed)

Awesome song, possibly my favourite of that album.
I remember the day I went to buy it, I got the shit kicked out of me by one of the school twunts on the
bus because.....actually twenty years later I still don't know why, probably because he was twunt.
Can't wait for the new album that's out next month.
(Official Sarc, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 14:03, closed)

They had officially the best band album title ever:
" ... and the horse they rode in on".
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:27, closed)