Making noises when i sit down.
Not farts thank goodness, but kind of "aaaah" noises as I sit down. Like a "thank God I am not standing up any more" relief noise.

Recently this has developed into a weird kind of comment like "ay! ay! ay!" followed by a deep breath out; "aaaaah....." as I lower myself down, which occassionally startles people on public transport. I don't know what it means, but young people don't do it.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 14:59, 4 replies)

I believe that
Adam Buxton, 6 music radio presenter and serial chucklist, refers to this phenomenon as "Old Man Noises".

So you are correct. Go and put a gold star on the chart.
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 17:30, closed)

You're only old if you pinch your trousers at the knees and lift them an inch whilst you make those noises.
(J H Christ began in Afrika ka ka ka ka, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 20:44, closed)

I don't do that.
And Adam Buxton can suck my tiny Ginger cock.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 21:01, closed)

The farts are only a short way off.
You arse cheeks will be so flabby that they will reverberate.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 23:58, closed)