I realise that this may sound very chavvy….. Family Brawl!
I remember the exact moment that I realised I was turning into my Dad. I was down his local at the time (Not my kind of place- I refuse to hang around places like that) he was sat with a mate of his, some old bloke who he once worked for or something but anywhoo they took a quick disliking to me and my ways. One thing led to another and we started having a bit of an argument. It quickly came to blows between me and my dad while his mate watched (I was young and hot-headed and my dad was a grumpy old twat who had left me in foster care since birth so I would make his life hell at every opportunity I had).

It was only after I gave him a bit of a pasting that my dad’s mate decided to voice his opinion and tell me that I was just like my dad.

I stopped what I was doing and realised he was right, I was even starting to look like him thanks to my previous scars etc. I realise that I didn’t want to be that kind of bloke and stopped. The old twat (My dads mate not my dad) then took his chance and started to lay into me, but thankfully my old dad realised he was being a bit of a prat and picked up his now ex best mate and lobbed him down a well.

Sadly my dad died from this and I took him back to Endor and burned his remains
(mon bison powered by magnets, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:09, 2 replies)

Nice one....
Good star wars related stuff. And better than my attempt. *clicks*
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:15, closed)

Hahaha!
Nice one. Had me going.
( Vulthoom, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:53, closed)