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Unable to hold back the genetic tide, I find myself gardening in my carpet slippers, asking for a knife and fork in McDonalds and agreeing with the Daily Telegraph. I'm beyond help - what about you?

Thanks to b3th for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:39)
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More evidence.
I want a shed. I don't know why I want a shed, I don't have the space for a shed, nor if all goes according to plan, will I need a shed for the forseeable.

Yet still, I want one.

I can only assume this is down to male territorial behaviour rather than anything parent-related. I hope.

*Zaps off to look at sheds on the B&Q website*
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:12, 14 replies)
sheds are ace
I have two
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:13, closed)
I agree
Everyman needs a shed no matter how big or small
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:17, closed)
Now for some reason
This is making me jealous. Old-man style jealousy. I hate you.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:22, closed)
I love my shed
And I bet you would too.

Do it......go on......do it!!!

The smell of last years grass off the lawnmower, the appearence of the 1st big spider in the corner, finding the ashes from the last barbecue, lighters in the folding chairs........oh the delights!!!

You know you want it!
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:33, closed)
I'd probably keep mine scrupulously clean
And turn it into a proper bloke space. Which for me would mean a cabled LAN link to the router, a damned good computer, and a large screen TV, with all things organised properly.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:46, closed)
Bollocks
I want a shed now! But don't have anywhere to put one. I'm off out walking tomorrow with a mate; I'll convince him to get one...
(Ghostlight, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:48, closed)
Christ on a bleeding bike
I might get a shed-shaped desk tidy, to compensate for my shed-related longings.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:51, closed)
Is your name...
...Arthur 'Two Sheds' Jackson?

I want a shed. I don't even have a garden, unfortunately.
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 16:17, closed)
Look at this baby
I'm actually erect.
(I helped save b3ta! Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Sat 2 May 2009, 1:19, closed)

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