Turning into your parentsUnable to hold back the genetic tide, I find myself gardening in my carpet slippers, asking for a knife and fork in McDonalds and agreeing with the Daily Telegraph. I'm beyond help - what about you?
Thanks to b3th for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:39)
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Yay I finally got a suggestion under the wire!So, okay...
If any bastard dares overtake me at speed on the road when I am already doing the speed limit, I willtut and say "You won't get there any bloody quicker"
I have, on two occasions, found myself by choice watching the Create and Craft shopping channel on Sky.
I once caught myself thinking "what a nice young man" about a polite shop assistant. I was barely 23, he must have been about 18.
When I hear a child throwing a paddy anywhere in public, I mutter under my breath "Just give it a bloody smack"
I will follow mr b3th around the house turning off lights - he leaves them on when he leaves a room, which annoys the fuck out of me.
I think I actually am beyond help.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:43,
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After a somewhat embarrassing incident."I once caught myself thinking "what a nice young man" about a polite shop assistant. I was barely 23, he must have been about 18."
A student doctor (mid 20s?) was stapling my head together. Upon leaving the hospital I couldn't help but think (before the thought that she was probably worth a slice had popped in there, too) how nice, polite and friendly she had been.
It was the day after my 18th birthday.
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Misbehaving children in publicmake my palms itch with the urge to smack 'em upside the head.
Only I can justify this because I've been a parent myself, and never permitted such behavior from my kids.
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:51,
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There will be a daythat a stranger will wack a screaming, tanty throwing child over the head infront of a parent. There will be outrage, but the answer is: well, you bloody well didnt do it.
Lastest issue I have been dealing with in public shopping places (EG: Target, Big W, etc) is turning to a friend and saying "Put the child down before they get any older, stop the pain now"
Yes, Im harsh, but I dont have the maternal instincts yet and cant stand screaming children.
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