Turning into your parentsUnable to hold back the genetic tide, I find myself gardening in my carpet slippers, asking for a knife and fork in McDonalds and agreeing with the Daily Telegraph. I'm beyond help - what about you?
Thanks to b3th for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:39)
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My parentsabandoned me on the A38 when I was a baby and I was raised by feral greyhounds on an industrial estate just north of Bristol. I am proud to take after my adoptive family. They nurtured me with love and showed me their ways and now I run half-marathons, and like it doggy-style.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:33,
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You poor poor thingGrowing up near Bradley Stoke. Bleagh
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it was a step above Bradley Stoke,and a much more desirable location. It was actually under the flyover at the M5 interchange at Almondsbury.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:09,
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"and like it doggy-style"POIDNH
you know the drill by now madam
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:14,
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