You know what it’s like…

You’re sat on the bog for half an hour in the morning, with your shreddies round your ankles, and you’ve just finished the kind of of rancid, angry arse-alligator that would usually necessitate the calling of an ambulance…or a priest.

Then you wipe your tattered ringpiece, flush, crawl over to the sink, clambour up to your feet to look in the mirror and what do you see?

You see a pitiful face that is withered by age. Craggy, wrinkled, stubbly and worn. Where there were once fresh features there are now just deep etched lines…and baggy, bloodshot eyes…silently telling the story of someone who has been round the block a few times, via the school of hard knocks, and then come out the other side, at the cost of becoming a bitter, haggard individual.

It’s depressing.

Now, I don’t know what you do when you see that person looking at you in the mirror…but as for me, I just move the wife out of the way and tell her to get the fuck out of the bathroom, before I'm late for work.
(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Fri 1 May 2009, 13:55, 7 replies)

*applause*
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( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:21, closed)

you know what its like
fantastic i actually guffawed laughing in the middle of our office (at my desk)
(Cov Boy, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:40, closed)

Lovely
this is lovely. It really is, cheers, you wonderful man, you.
( SpankyHanky, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:59, closed)

You Sir - are a fucking winner.
Click*
(hoogie Original Cunt Horse Author, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:06, closed)

THis is
funny as fuck!
(Errin C, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:31, closed)

cl
ick
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:11, closed)

Mrs Twisty...
...is not a b3tan then, I assume!
( TheMagicDwarf is back like ballroom dancing, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:20, closed)