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Unable to hold back the genetic tide, I find myself gardening in my carpet slippers, asking for a knife and fork in McDonalds and agreeing with the Daily Telegraph. I'm beyond help - what about you?

Thanks to b3th for the suggestion

(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:39)
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TALKING IN BED
I was in bed with a sweet, lithe, athletic young girl the other night. We'd been fucking for hours and the bedroom reaked of musty, dank, dirty sex.

We had the TV on in the background. A documentary was playing about the fall of the Berlin Wall. I like to fuck and brush up on my pub trivia at the same time.

The girl had her head laying on my stomach, leisurely nibbling at the tip of my cock. We were both pretty spent after an afternoon of intense shagging, we were coming to the end of our marathon session and we both knew it. She stops, regards the screen quizzically. Then she says:

"I wasn't even born when that happened."

And my God, did I feel old...

I stroke her hair and apply just enough force to return her interest to my dick - there's life in the old boy yet - she sucks him down with a little gag like a python swallowing a frisky lamb, I feel my bell end tickle her tonsils, my balls rest against her chin.

I watch the TV, the East Germans dancing about like twats with the West Germans. The terrible, dreadful, awful fucking haircuts...

"I was fourteen back in 1989," I say, whimsically, patting the girl on the back of her head. "Strange to think you wern't even born then..."

There's a messy sluuuurrrrpppp as the girl slides my cock out from where its lodged in the back of her throat.

"Not really," she says. "I mean - I am only eight..."
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:40, 4 replies)
LOL
funny - thanks spanky
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:50, closed)
Fucking pmsl
"whimsically, patting the girl on the back of her head"

click
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:06, closed)
Like a python swallowing a frisky lamb
office lol!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:28, closed)
Lovely tale.
Just *lovely*
(, Mon 4 May 2009, 8:55, closed)

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