I will never
ever turn into my parents.

Both of my parents are good with hands, Dad is a DIY ace, car mechanic and gardener. Mum makes quilts, handbags, baby clothes and also an ace gardener.
I struggle to do up buttons most days im such a cackhanded mong.

They are both short and fat, im taller and fair to middling size wise. The only thing I have in common with them is the Family anger and stroppy face!


However I am getting old at the grand old age of 34.


I tut

I sigh

I tut and sigh.

The other week I bent down to pick something up off the floor and made a little "gnng" noise, realised what I had just done and sighed, then tutted at my sigh.

Oh, and the grey hair I found growing out of my ear can just get to fuck as well
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:20, 8 replies)

Clicked.
Almost exactly what I would've written, with the exception of my kindly folks being tall and narrow, but done better.

I've got an increasingly achey back as well though.
( sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:28, closed)

oh god
the knees, the knees! don't get me started on the knees!
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:57, closed)

:)
clicks giggling
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:42, closed)

oh gods
My man is old.
Like really old.

If you pull the "harrumph" grumpy old man things I'll giggle so hard I may do a little wee.

:P
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 1 May 2009, 22:14, closed)

if anyone is going to wee
in the bed, it'll be me thanks, when the colostomy bag leaks
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 1 May 2009, 23:57, closed)

that would be a poo
you have catheters for wee and colostomy bags for poo.

ner ner :P
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 2 May 2009, 0:08, closed)

Sorry to tell you this mate, but you're the milkman's kid. We've known for ages and there has been some intense gaz discussion about when to tell you. I think the time is right.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 2 May 2009, 4:47, closed)

"and the grey hair I found growing out of my ear can just get to fuck as well"
you wish....
(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Sat 2 May 2009, 10:15, closed)