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Unable to hold back the genetic tide, I find myself gardening in my carpet slippers, asking for a knife and fork in McDonalds and agreeing with the Daily Telegraph. I'm beyond help - what about you?

Thanks to b3th for the suggestion

(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:39)
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Not turning into my parents but........
...... just as good.

I am a primary school teacher and the other day I said, with a straight face, to a group of boys who had been dicking about:

"you let the school down, you've let me down, but most of all you have let yourselves down."

Oh yes.
(, Sat 2 May 2009, 21:53, 5 replies)
Please say
it was a school full of balloons!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:24, closed)
Yes
That's quite a good joke, the one about the misbehaving balloon.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:43, closed)
*passes the blue rinse*
Isn't it awful when we catch ourselves saying shit like this at school? I do it all the time, giving myself plural inward daily cringes. "HOW OLD ARE YOU? DO YOU THINK THAT'S CLEVER?" etc, ad nauseum....
What I really want to say most of the time is, "You're a fuckwit and my dad's bigger than your dad!"
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 1:27, closed)

"im not angry, just disapointed"
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:13, closed)
Oh I'd forgotten that one.
I'll use that on Tuesday.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 17:49, closed)

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