Turning into your parentsUnable to hold back the genetic tide, I find myself gardening in my carpet slippers, asking for a knife and fork in McDonalds and agreeing with the Daily Telegraph. I'm beyond help - what about you?
Thanks to b3th for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:39)
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You have to take the blame for some of that.Next time jizz-soaked stationery arrives through your letterbox, perhaps rubbing it around your twat shouldn't be your first response.
And I can't help it if my pheromones make me utterly irresistible.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:19,
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oh godit was far too late for a bed lol but you get one anyway.
And I couldn't help it! I hadn't had any action for that long - it was the closest thing I could get to real sex. See - even jizz from a man was satisfying!
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