Worst nickname
I have managed to acquire the most ridiculous nickname.

The Ginger Binger

The problem with this is that I am not or have ever been red-headed.

It was given to me by a girl who I met on a blind date that had been shown some photos of me beforehand by a friend. Apparently I looked ginger in these photos (no one sees this but her as my hair is the darkest of brown, and I'm quite impressed that she still showed up to the date if this was the case). My tales of excessive drinking led to her jokingly calling me the ginger binger. I never met her again.

I foolishly told my best friend this when describing the date.

And it stuck. It became GingeBinge, GBinge and now is just GB. Our 5-a-side football team is even called 'Team GB'. The olympics are a fucking nightmare for me.

Explaining this to new people we meet is a terrible chore and they still don't understand.

I don't even understand.

I'm having to live the life of a ginge without even suffering the affliction.
( Regger, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:34, 1 reply)

affliction my arse
You are suffering from extreme ginger envy.. you just need to come to terms with it..
(TROLLING AWAY living under a post ironic bridge, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 17:14, closed)