Ginger girls
So much potential for instantaneous de-stiffening. Take this girl I met a few years ago (name omitted in case she reads this and batters me). She was 6'1" (hence the name omission), 17 years old, ferrari chassis, legs up to her arse (obviously) and 30G. Read that last bit again. Or, I can reproduce it in case you're one of those lazy people. 30G. And, more importantly than any of the above, she was up for it.

But there's no point avoiding it - the possibility of firecrotch is terrifying one. What if she disrobes and your eyes travel slowly down her body, admiring the magnificent cans, the slender waist, the attractive flare of the hips and WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?! It looks like Ronald McDonald's nose!

Imagine if she hadn't shaved her legs

Anyway, I didn't. Because my girlfriend would have killed me. And she wasn't so keen when she was sober. But mostly because she was ginger.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:03, 10 replies)

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She will doubtless rue her loss.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:06, closed)

My god
Is that... SARCASM?!!

Fair play
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:07, closed)

,
Its the highest form of wit.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:14, closed)

Damn fool, Darth
You could have kept your eyes closed and imagined she was a midget.

edit -
Wha?? did you edit : she was 5'1" a minute ago?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:08, closed)

No mate
You just can't read. Or, rather, you couldn't read, and now you can :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:16, closed)

'struth.
So would you have shagged her if she was 5'1"?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:04, closed)

6'1" is more appealing
The missus is 5'10". But I'm not height-ist. Besides, 30G. I mean seriously
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:11, closed)

I love ginger girls
Mmmm
(Smale is stuffed, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:32, closed)

Couldn't you have
just done her from behind? Or gone for the tight brown? Either way, you don't have to see ronald's nose.

Or a nice tit-wank would have blocked that view and given you a better one!
(satanstolemyteddybear Mu hõljuk on angerjaid täis, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:26, closed)

That last option is well genius
Where were you when I was 24?

I did not mean that to sound quite so gay
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:35, closed)