Redheads. Oh my.
Seriously, I don't understand what the English seem to have against people with red hair. Over here they're considered to be pretty hot, and there's a segment of the porn industry dedicated to them.

I had a girlfriend once named Maud who had brilliant orange-red hair that was shoulder length and curly, freckles across her cheekbones, bright green eyes, a nicely rounded butt and huge boobs with a narrow waist in between. Flat-out gorgeous, like a fantasy version of what an Irish lass should look like. Only she wasn't Irish at all.

She was Russian Jewish. And her family did NOT approve of me, as I'm about as WASP as you can get.

And now, every time I hear someone going on about gingers I think back on her and wonder: what the fuck is wrong with that?!?

EDIT: because she has a very unusual name, I was able to find her through Google and have re-established contact. It will be fascinating to find out what has happened to her over these past years...
( Wanderer, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:40, 2 replies)

Too right!
I love redheads. My fantasy woman is Mystique. She could be anybody BUT WITH RED HAIR! How cool would that be!
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:46, closed)

Maud
I read somewhere that the name maud is in danger of dying out because no-one calls their children maud any more
( pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 9:29, closed)