Top hole white knightery, sir.
I suggest a joust. And that.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:40, 1 reply)

I will fight you online to the death online to defend her online honour, online.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:42, closed)

May the ping time be with you.
Let's get it onnnnnnnnnnn(line)
(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:43, closed)

A duel!
As chalengee, PsychoChomp gets to select the weapon, while the mighty badger gets to choose the location.

Possible weapons:
1. Badly spelled insults of a lewd and immature nature.
2. Supercilious comments about how sad it is that your opponent is taking this seriously.
3. Lies about sexual prowess, monetary worth and/or fighting ability.
4. Conjecture on your opponent's past number of sexual partners and living conditions.
5. Memes.
6. Sock puppets, utilising weapons 1, 3 and 4.

FIGHT!!!
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 16:10, closed)

Splendid, splendid.
Regent's park at dawn? I'll bring the lube.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 11:39, closed)