Lyrical misshap
I work in a huge pub that used to be a railway institute. Well on weekends people book the upstairs rooms out for functions. Mostly birthday partys where people find out there not as popular as they thought they where.

SO generally me and my mate are then stuck behind a bar listening to the same tat music with pretty much no work to do.

To pass the time we dance like loons and play a few games like change the pitch of your voice for every word you say and the ever popular change the lyrics .

Well one particular friday night we had the pleasure of staffing a young girls 18th and as usual twenty members of her family turned up and about four friends.

Well we made the most of it and got straight into singing Valerie by amy shitehouse, with the changed lyrics

"Well Sometimes I Go Out, By Myself, And I Look Across The Water.

And I Think Of All The Things, Of What You're Doing, And in my head I Paint A Picture.

Since I've Come Home, Well My Body's Been A Mess, And I Miss Your ginger Hair, And The Way You smell of piss "

Just as we got to the last line the music cut out and the lights came on as the birthday girl went to make a speech.

If your reading this i'm really sorry eightteen year old ginger girl who's birthday we probably ruined by singing "you smell of piss" in full volume in front of your family.

In my defence it was funny.
(shake'n'bake Tally Ho, Biatch!, Sat 27 Feb 2010, 4:24, Reply)