I went to a Grammar School, so perhaps.
Anyway, judging by the way her eyes glaze over whenever I 'go off on one', I reckon she likes the idea of having a well read husband more than the reality.

You should have seen the worried look on her face a couple of days ago when a(soon to be) business associate of hers mentioned astrology in front of me...
(theremin put the lotion in the basket on, Sat 27 Feb 2010, 13:23, 1 reply)

Bravery
That is one hell of a brave move to put a picture of your child on a site with a penchant for all things lewd and disgusting.

Seems your valour has paid off and the better side of B3ta has shown.

Well done sir


(Don't anyone else try this foolish behaviour, you are liable to get burned)
(justin(e), Sat 27 Feb 2010, 15:38, closed)

his head is a cube

(goorf, Sat 27 Feb 2010, 17:53, closed)

Yes. Brave I suppose.
And anyway, I'm probably not the type to slowly compile dossiers on people who have dissed my son, slowly going through every submission made to the B3ta board over the years, building up a picture of who they are, where they live, where they work, maybe adopting a pseudonym and personal messaging them with interesting questions, forming a bond, exchanging email addresses, looking up the IP address in the email header, narrowing down my search to a fairly small geographical area, comparing that with the information on file in my dossiers, maybe finding them one day, and politely asking them to repeat what they said about my son, to my face, and (if circumstances require) my knife.

I'm probably not that sort of person.
(theremin put the lotion in the basket on, Sat 27 Feb 2010, 23:42, closed)

I am. But I couldn't be stuffed wasting time on no accounts.
(Snapper-head loves a twinky anytime but especially when it's, Sun 28 Feb 2010, 10:53, closed)