One of the best shags of my life was with a ginger.
I met her in a pub in Cambridge where a larger number of us gathered for a beer or ten. Her name was Daisy which felt a bit odd as it was also my gran's name. We got on quite well and she invited me to visit her at the stables she worked at as a horse shit shoveller in Gratchester. What I didn't know was that she had got ready a couple of horses for us to go riding in the meadows.

I'm not good with horses. I recently worked as door security at a lapdance club on pikey night and I'd rather do that again than ever have to get on another fucking horse. We set off down a pathway and no matter how hard I yanked and pulled at the strappy things, the cunt would not turn. This resulted in my face getting slapped by branches every couple of yards. Eventually we got down to the river where there were few trees. I shouldn't have really complained about the branches as what happened next was far worse.

This bastard horse decides it's thirsty. So it drops it front legs nown the river bank and I'm now leaning as far back as I can and holding on for dear life but when this cunthorse bent it's fucking neck down to drink. mMe? I start sliding down the fucker's neck and straight into the river head first.

Eventually we got back to the stables where I was able to wash the mud and duck shit off. I wasn't a very happy bunny which is probably why Daisy offered me a pity shag in the hay barn. I remember as she was getting her kit off, I found myself stairing at these full bush ginger pubes poking out the sides of her knickers like a burst sofa. Bloody good shag mind.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 27 Feb 2010, 21:48, 6 replies)

So, is it fair to assume
that you do NOT love horses?
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Sat 27 Feb 2010, 21:56, closed)

He doesn't consider them the best of all the animals!
Hehehehe...
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 27 Feb 2010, 22:54, closed)

Horses are all cunts.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 27 Feb 2010, 22:58, closed)

I woke up this morning with this going round my head
"I hate horses
bunch of cunts the lot of them
I hate horses
Fuck right off"

It should not still be making me giggle hours later.
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:06, closed)

Can't say I'm a fan, no.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 27 Feb 2010, 22:59, closed)

*sniggers*
*clicks*
(Archeleus hates cabbage, Sun 28 Feb 2010, 3:23, closed)