I'm starting to see a subtle pattern emerging here
1. Tell a funny story, be called a liar
2. Tell a cathartic story, be called a bore
3. Set a question inviting one or t'other, be held personally responsible for all answers falling in to the above categories.

Is there a moral? Probably not, but there is an ignore button to take care of the most insufferable idiots with no respect...

M6, glad you've finally managed to get that order, sounds like a horrible ten years. I hope your local magistrates (or whoever, luckily never needed to get one!) are ashamed it took them so long to grant it.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 14:24, 1 reply)

YES!
this pattern emerges slowly like a magic-eye puzzle. You look at it until a message appears which tells you, politely, to MAN THE FUCK UP.

an ignore button?! So there is!
(likeajackhammer, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 14:33, closed)

So you're doing the whole Internet a service?
Well done you.

Tell me, have you ever heard a song called, "A boy named Sue"?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 14:42, closed)

I see what you've done there...
you've erroneously put a comma between "called" and the name of the song.
(likeajackhammer, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 14:51, closed)