I want to shit on your chest and then mash your tits together and make train noises.
I'm DG. That the best excuse to not want to touch that. Because you've probably got a mental brain.

and you're standing in the bath, so you're probably half merman.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 14:58, 3 replies)

CHOO CHOO! blap blap blap blap blap blap blap blap blap blap blap blap WOOWOO!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 15:04, closed)

lolololololol

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 15:06, closed)

I was just thinking the whole mermaid thing, as it goes.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 15:08, closed)

Or she's got two stumps plugged into a couple of jam jars.
When she walks it sounds like a galloping glass horse.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 15:10, closed)

I AM A CUNT GLASSHORSE.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 15:12, closed)

GLASS HORSE!!!!
NEIGH!!!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 15:12, closed)

the reason he's in the bath is because she can't draw feet...

(likeajackhammer, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 15:40, closed)