Red body hair, my beard, and the internet.
This is the tale of these three, nothing particularly spectacular, but I have story to tell, so damnit I will.

So, being the lonely single type I was, I was posting about on a dating site, giving a general description of myself I let slip that my beard liked to grow in quite red. I get a hit quite quickly. With great anticipation I open the email sent to me, she asks "Is all your body hair red?" I tell her, that sadly(or not), it isn't. She replies with "That's too bad, red body hair really gets me going, I'd have to jump your bones."
I didn't think it was too bad, as any woman that'd sleep with an internet person due strictly to red shorthairs is probably someone I don't want anything to do with.
(UndeadChicken Eating poultry farmers since 1987, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:07, 1 reply)

Well that's not entirely true.
Someone who's that undiscriminating would be very easy for an F&C.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:50, closed)