I'm from south Asia, so obviously I have no business being in merry olde England.
(ToysForBigBoys would spread her legs for Nick Clegg., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:36, 1 reply)

Ah well, this is true
However, when the BNP get in and come looking for you I'll partition my attic for you.

Besides, life's no fun without forriners
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:37, closed)

she can be your very own Anne Frank

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:39, closed)

I'm no good at keeping quiet!
(ToysForBigBoys would spread her legs for Nick Clegg., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:40, closed)

I always wanted an Asian of my own!
Although one who can't keep quiet?

Well, no-one's perfect.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:41, closed)

yeah, sorry about that!
(ToysForBigBoys would spread her legs for Nick Clegg., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:43, closed)

Don't worry
It's not an insoluble problem...

With creativity, a solution will be found!
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:44, closed)

hmm this is a difficulty
soundproofing?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:45, closed)

That's one option
and quite a good one at that (egg boxes and card, anyone?)

Easier than what I thought initially, anyway!
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:46, closed)

Wouldn't a gag be easier?
(ToysForBigBoys would spread her legs for Nick Clegg., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:49, closed)

That's what I had in mind for you
originally...
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:50, closed)

*is square*
gag would be the obvious, but most uncomfortable
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:53, closed)

yes
but could be fun for limited periods (esp with the economy as it is)
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:54, closed)

Yeah, we know the sort of solution that comes to hand, too.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:53, closed)

Stop wanking

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:53, closed)