Nor mine, really
Clothes pegs will forever remain unaquainted with my nipples, and those of my partners!
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:40, 1 reply)

Cameron gang bang?
(ToysForBigBoys would spread her legs for Nick Clegg., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:44, closed)

I vote yes

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:44, closed)

I'd join in for the girls,
but on a strict condition of no man to man contact!
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:45, closed)

Not even to punch his smug face?
(ToysForBigBoys would spread her legs for Nick Clegg., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:47, closed)

Well, possibly
Although I'd hope to have other things on my mind, if I'm honest...

A gang bang in which I wanted to punch other participants would be a disappointment, somehow.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:48, closed)

What if I roped in Malcolm Tucker?
(ToysForBigBoys would spread her legs for Nick Clegg., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:49, closed)

I see what you're doing there...
And the ratio is getting a little man-heavy!
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:50, closed)

How about Gillian Anderson and Sara Rue?
(ToysForBigBoys would spread her legs for Nick Clegg., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:51, closed)

Things are getting better

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:52, closed)

you mean...
you wouldn't go gay for Malcolm Tucker?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:52, closed)

not for anyone
i'm afraid

except maybe House
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:53, closed)

I can't watch House. Keep picturing him in his BlackAdder guises.
(ToysForBigBoys would spread her legs for Nick Clegg., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:54, closed)

you've ruined it now
i'm forever straight!!
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:55, closed)

yeah
or in A Bit of Fry and Laurie being told to shut up by Stephen Fry
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:55, closed)

House
seems to be the subject of many men's exceptions.

Possibly you're right. Malcolm Tucker might be a wee bit scary
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:55, closed)