A Muslim terrorist blows himself up..
on passing to the other side, he see's a flight of stairs and begins to climb them, until he meets a man..

"Are you Mohammed"? asks the terrorist
"No I'm St.Peter, Mohammed is further up"!

So further up the stairs he climbed until he met a man with a beard.

"Are you Mohammed"? asks the terrorist
"No I'm Jesus, Mohammed is further up"!

Wow ! Thinks the terrorist as he starts to climb the stairs again..Mohammed is higher up than Jesus!

Much higher up, he meets another man.

"Are you Mohammed"? asks the terrorist
"No I am God...You must be really thirsty from climbing all those stairs, would you like a cup of tea"?

"oh yes please" said the terrorist

God shouts "MOHAMMED YOU LITTLE PAKI CUNT, PUT THE KETTLE ON".
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:26, 1 reply)

Lol
Well done. I'll be telling that one for a week or two.


I'm off my trolley like Colin Hunt.
(Helixdaunting, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 23:18, closed)