Going Too FarEver had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
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chthonic, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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oh dearMost of our going to far issues are usually pub conversations that descend into mentioning dead grandmothers, a spade and some wire.
But a few things that drift horribly into the fray.
A long time ago in a village far far away we were on the local common hacking about with a few golf balls and random clubs, after being thrown off of the cricket square by an indignant adult for taking chunks out of it someone found a frog hopping its merry little way along.
Frog was stunned, laid on the grass, friend grasps club and aims at indignant adult.
Swing, splat, slodgey green mess wings past his ear. "OI!! COME 'ERE YOU LITTLE BARSTEWARDS" many cases of legging it ensued
I know someone who thought it would be funny to set fire to a hedgehog at a party as well, boy he got an almighty pummelling (i swear there was a queue to put the boot in)
(, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:50, Reply)
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