Going Too FarEver had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
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chthonic, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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Twat uni "friends"Many moons ago at uni, I had the misfortune to share a house with what can only be described as the Munsters. Mainly, it was ok, but one of them had a v dodgy friend (let's call him Dave) who was the size of the proverbial brick shithouse, scarily fond of vodka, hated women, and was homophobic to the point of it being like he was trying to hide something about himself. Anyway, another of the Munsters (let's call him Rick) was partial to a bit of bum-fun and this didn't go down too well with Dave.
One night while Rick was out, me and the Munsters had gone to le pub, downed lots of drinks and headed home. Dave decided it would be oh-so-fun to sabotage Rick's bedroom door and proceeded to plonk random household crap outside his door, which was reasonably amusing. But then he decided to go online to find lots of pics of gay men - v disturbing pics though - and plastered these all over Rick's door. I didn't like this so toddled off to bed. Dave then took it upon himself to nail bits of wood (torn off the fence) across the door so that Rick wouldn't get in. Dave then put even more pics of men and children etc all over the wood and then passed out.
When Rick came back early hours of the morning he understandably went ape shit, kicking in the bedroom doors of the other munsters and generally going doolally.
All worked out in the end though but I reckon there was a fair bit of going too far there!
(, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 15:04, Reply)
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