Going Too Far
Ever had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
( , Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
Ever had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
( , Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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Another Scary Dave...
Very bizarre that I have a mate called Scary Dave too - and again he frequently goes too far. He is a respectable(ish) school teacher by day but a beer swilling womaniser by night - no problem with that. Well, no problem till I get text messages in the morning saying "Shagged the Headmaster's daughter up the arse last night - she weren't much cop". He also has a thing about getting it on with the moms of the kids at school. But the worst gone too far moment was when he rang my mate asking for a lift into work and when my mate arrived at the door he was wearing nothing but a posing pouch and a bearskin hat. My mate was traumatised for weeks and I vomited heavily as he described the scene...
( , Fri 10 Nov 2006, 15:07, Reply)
Very bizarre that I have a mate called Scary Dave too - and again he frequently goes too far. He is a respectable(ish) school teacher by day but a beer swilling womaniser by night - no problem with that. Well, no problem till I get text messages in the morning saying "Shagged the Headmaster's daughter up the arse last night - she weren't much cop". He also has a thing about getting it on with the moms of the kids at school. But the worst gone too far moment was when he rang my mate asking for a lift into work and when my mate arrived at the door he was wearing nothing but a posing pouch and a bearskin hat. My mate was traumatised for weeks and I vomited heavily as he described the scene...
( , Fri 10 Nov 2006, 15:07, Reply)
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