Going Too Far
Ever had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
( , Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
Ever had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
( , Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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Knees
at the tender age of 18, following many bouts of unexplained belly traumas the doc thought it was time for an arse check.
as if it isnt bad enough to be curled up on your side with a docs finger up your chuff, the phrase "draw your knees up a little more for me" was too far.
as was feelin his knuckles on my arse cheeks.
*shivers*
( , Fri 10 Nov 2006, 15:17, Reply)
at the tender age of 18, following many bouts of unexplained belly traumas the doc thought it was time for an arse check.
as if it isnt bad enough to be curled up on your side with a docs finger up your chuff, the phrase "draw your knees up a little more for me" was too far.
as was feelin his knuckles on my arse cheeks.
*shivers*
( , Fri 10 Nov 2006, 15:17, Reply)
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